Sunday, June 9, 2013

Will The Real Mel & Sham Please Stand Up?

Some vital information on Mel & Sham, courtesy of

Mel, 29 years, Aries

Aggressive to the extreme, the Aries is primitive - warlike and cruel. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, he often has trouble remembering the simplest of things. The Aries will often try to backstab his peers, but luckily, he usually lacks the mental capacity to succeed. He is vulgar and blunt, and incapable of subtelty.

From early childhood, Rams aspire to be a career soldier or an austronaut - which is why they constantly go around trying to pick fights with everyone they meet. An Aries should be kept as far away from family savings as possible - he will blow it all at the first chance, but will not remember how or why.

He is unbearably dull in a conversation, mostly due to an annoying tendency to ramble on for hours about himself, completely oblivious to those around him. When drunk, an Aires will usually become roudy and violent, often making a scene.

Sham, 30 years, Gemini

Eternally childish - both intellectually and emotionally, a Gemini simply refuses to grow up, and will often mooch of off someone until old age. His only true passion is pointless chatter, which he has mastered to perfection. A Gemini can talk for hours without ever getting to the point. He reads little, but has an opinion on every issue - even though he will change it about a dozen times a week.

It is not uncommon for a Gemini to become an actor or at least a "writer". Geminis can't stand stress - neither physical nor mental. Even though a Gemini loves to entertain guests, at best, he will have nothing more to offer than soda and chips. Usually though, it's just his endless and pointless ramblings.


Estrelita Soliano Grosse said...

Dropped by to say "hello" and spent more time than I expected. Enjoyed the "stay". Will come again.

God bless


Mel and Sham said...

Welcome Aunty Lita!

I've met you before, am an ex Life-Teen Core Member.

Do come back! Would love your insight on marriage/life!

Estrelita Soliano Grosse said...

Yes, I remember you, dear.

I'll be sharing some thoughts on marriage/life/death when the time is right. Bursting with ideas but not yet ready now.

Still taking my time to navigate around.

Please, pretty please, I'm "Lita" to family and friends.

Bye for now.